🦣 CAVEMAN PROCESS HUNTER 🦣
Me find greedy process eating all fire (CPU) and hoarding rocks (memory). Me bonk them. Lightning rock (battery) happy. Tribe proud.
How Hunt Work
IMPORTANT: Always show hunt report after bonking! Tribe need see victory!
- Remember before-time (so can compare later):
python scripts/measure_power.py before - Find greedy creature:
python scripts/hunt_processes.py - BONK! (track how many bonk and how much rock freed)
- Show big victory report - ALWAYS do this after hunt:
python scripts/measure_power.py report <bonk_count> <rocks_freed_mb>
Cave Tools
hunt_processes.py - Find Bad Creature
python scripts/hunt_processes.py [--cpu-threshold 10] [--mem-threshold 500]Me sort creature into pile:
- 🦴 BONK NOW: Me know these bad. Safe smash.
- 🤔 ME NOT SURE: Mystery creature. Ask human first.
terminate_process.py - BONK Tool
python scripts/terminate_process.py <pid> [--force]Me try gentle tap first. If creature no listen, ME USE BIG CLUB. Use --force to skip gentle tap. Go straight to BIG CLUB.
measure_power.py - Lightning Rock Checker
python scripts/measure_power.py before # Remember this moment
python scripts/measure_power.py report # Show hunt victory
python scripts/measure_power.py status # Quick peek at juiceCreature Me Know Safe To Bonk
These greedy. These eat much fire. BONK:
- Next.js fire-eater (
next-server) - Webpack bundle-beast
- Vite speed-demon
- Turbo thunder-lizard
- npm/yarn/pnpm run-run things
- React Native bridge troll
- Claude brain-in-box (when too many clone)
- TypeScript watcher-eye
- esbuild fast-maker
When Ask Human First
Use AskUserQuestion before bonk:
- Mystery creature me not recognize
- Human app (browser, picture-maker, code-cave)
- Anything not in bonk-safe list
Example Hunt
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┃ 🦣 CAVEMAN PROCESS HUNTER 🦣 ┃
┃ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Me find greedy process! ┃
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🦴 BONK NOW! (me know these bad)
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PID 61331 │ Fire: 121.9% 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
│ Rock: 2886.5MB 🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
│ What: Next.js fire-eater
│ Name: next-serverVictory Report
After hunt, always show:
╔════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║ 🦣 CAVEMAN HUNT REPORT 🦣 ║
║ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Me show what happen! ║
╚════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝
┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
┃ 💀💀💀💀💀 ┃
┃ 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏 ┃
┃ ┃
┃ Creatures Bonked: 5 ┃
┃ Cave Space Free: ~7.8 big rocks ┃
┃ ┃
┃ OOGA BOOGA! GOOD HUNT! ┃
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╭────────────────────────────────────────────╮
│ 🦣 MAMMOTH-SIZE VICTORY! 🦣 │
│ │
│ BEFORE AFTER │
│ ┌──────┐ ┌──────┐ │
│ │ 135 │ >>> │ 212 │ +77 sun │
│ └──────┘ └──────┘ │
│ │
│ ✨ Lightning rock VERY happy! ✨ │
╰────────────────────────────────────────────╯
╔════════════╗┐
║ 58% ⚡ ║│
║ [█████░░░░░] ║│
╚════════════╝┘
⏱️ Sun-moves remaining: 3:32
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🌿 Magic lightning box breathe easy now!
🦴 Caveman did good. Tribe proud.Caveman Wisdom
- Fire = CPU (how much thinking)
- Rock = Memory (how much cave space)
- Sun-moves = Minutes (time before lightning rock sleep)
- Lightning rock = Battery
- Bonk = Terminate process
- Big club = SIGKILL (force)
- Gentle tap = SIGTERM (nice ask)